IF YOU'RE COOL, SMART, 18+ AND MATURE... - All Ages (General)

Ingersoll
Joined: 11/03/09
Posts: 8

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:50 PM

that excludes lame, angsty, kids, like the ones who have been looking at blank profile with 2 pictures of me, and deciding I should be their friend... i was here for one minute, and had 3 friend requests... in the first minute! needless to say they werent the match for me, and i havent exactly spent the last ten years of my life keeping it PG, i'd hate to corrupt the young and innocent, not that they arent mostly already mislead and misinformed to the point they're entirely blasphemous, but i certainly have no use for you kids, sorry. moving along,

please be to introduce yourself to me in this thread, I am new to makeoutclub, 24 years old Male living in Canada, I digg bmx, internet/graphics design, drawing, painting and other artforms including music of course, psychedelics and entheogens. I'm also into phenomenons of all varieties, not limited to, but including premonition, telepathy, psychokinetic energy and telekinetic energy, pushes throws and pulls, thought transfer/mental communication, deja-vu's and astral projections/the astral plane, higher states of consciousness and awareness, heightened senses and special abilities of all sorts... I am not straight edge, I likely at times can seem very pro-drug, depending on what drugs, though you must respect yourself and the drug, to have my respect in using them. I have more experience with every class of drugs that ever existed than most anyone i know, having experienced every drug you've probably heard of, and then a bunch you have never heard of probably... not that i'm proud of it, i'm infact somewhat ashamed of some of it really... lived the junkie lifestyle too long, speed freak for awhile, and have tripped more balls than Tiger Woods! But I know who I am and I can admit I've made some mistakes in life, on the upside I've had millions of wonderful experiences that I would never trade for the world... experiences are to be grown upon and I have grown up an intelligent, fun and funny person I'm told... I dont expect everyone out there to want to get to know me either, which is quite understandable and acceptable... I've been told I'm a great conversationalist and good for interesting and intelligent conversation, and I would like to meet some people who can keep up in that respect.

SO I would like to know...

is there actually anyone here that can hold an interesting conversation, without bringing up stupid or disgusting things and making an ass out of yourself...? (now, i know that no matter what i post, theres going to be masses of idiots who post the exact opposite of what i want, but because I've got you're attention, we can do whats right and either shun them, or correct them, ignore them, or flame them to death when they post idiocratively in reply to this thread; whichever is necessary, please and thanks.)

leave me some kind of info about you, or proof of some kind that you are interesting, or ask good questions, get the ball rolling.
my friend requests will be evaluated whenever i check them and if i like you then you'll be approved, but i dont approve everyone, infact i havent got a single friend here yet... so, anyway this thread is for people to introduce themselves to me...

i'm asking for seriously regular people who know who they are and can hold a conversation that might want to be friends with me, not people who are so high up on themselves that they feel they must try to insult me in regards to the things i've said about myself, as if they're actually cooler and better than me anyway in some way ; ) haha.

thanks... ( i hope ? )

-adam

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:52 PM

tl;dr

Shelburt

CANTON/NC
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Posts: 3743

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:54 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

tl;dr

Shelburt

CANTON/NC
Joined: 07/13/09
Posts: 3743

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:55 PM

You know this isn't REALLY a dating site, right?

h1lary

HOUSTON/TX
Joined: 07/21/09
Posts: 578

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:55 PM

Shelburt Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

tl;dr

but there are people -18 that aren't asshats.
be aware

math

AUBURN/WA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 4717

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:57 PM

I was really reluctant to click on this.

call me a sucker.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:57 PM

h1lary Said:

Shelburt Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

tl;dr

but there are people -18 that aren't asshats.
be aware

wut

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:58 PM

Shelburt Said:

You know this isn't REALLY a dating site, right?

RichardChainsaw

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/18/09
Posts: 1474

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:59 PM

I'm not reading all that.

h1lary

HOUSTON/TX
Joined: 07/21/09
Posts: 578

November 3rd, 2009 - 8:59 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

h1lary Said:

Shelburt Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

tl;dr

but there are people -18 that aren't asshats.
be aware

wut

sry dawson, i ment dat i wuz the onli 1, den i realizzed dat i wuznt lolz

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3983

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:02 PM

this is not a dating site.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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Posts: 4575

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:03 PM

bosley Said:

this is not a dating site.

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
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November 3rd, 2009 - 9:07 PM

Shelburt Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

tl;dr

wavesxaway

GARLAND/TX
Joined: 09/25/08
Posts: 3337

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:10 PM

RichardChainsaw Said:

I'm not reading all that.

ghostsandvodka Said:

bosley Said:

this is not a dating site.

auxaux

ANAHEIM/CA
Joined: 11/01/09
Posts: 64

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:12 PM

its like a job interview.

ryanage

PALM COAST/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 8706

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:14 PM

bosley Said:

this is so totally not a dating site.

please post more of what you're looking for.

(you people seem to have forgotten how to harvest lols.

ryanage

PALM COAST/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 8706

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:14 PM

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15StoryFall

BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647

November 3rd, 2009 - 9:22 PM

caranicole Said:

Shelburt Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

tl;dr

HellaBolt

WESTERLY/RI
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 2510

November 3rd, 2009 - 10:00 PM

my feelings towards your drug use.

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 7:31 AM

I'm Logan, 18, and in college.
Currently I'm posting this instead of practicing the speech I have to give in two hours.
I don't cut myself, have x's in my screen/username, and I actually know how to type.
My three favorite bands are the Lawrence Arms, A Wilhelm Scream, and Jawbreaker. I also listen to a lot of Alkaline Trio and Saves the Day.
I try not to be a douche bag, but I know that I am sometimes.
I enjoy burritos and my current hobbies include trying to make a girl fall in love with me and trying to enjoy my life more.
I currently have a slight head cold and I cannot play the guitar.
I say "and stuff" a lot and enjoy the sunrise, even though I rarely see them.
I hate people that describe themselves as "random" or use the word "chill" as an adjective.
I'm studying for a career that I'm going to hate for all of the wrong reasons, and I'm probably going to hate myself one day.
I'm straight and think 13 year old "bi" girls are lame.
I bought A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving after listening to the Jimmy Eat World song Goodbye Sky Harbor, but have yet to read it.
My favorite book may or may not be the Great Gatsby, and I am obsessed with Harry Potter.
I love the movie Say Anything while disliking the band.
I wish I had a fake id so I could sneak into casinos and gamble my life away.
I'm a big Chicago sports fan (Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks) and a HUGE North Carolina (Tar Heels, all sports) fan.
I am not currently prescribed any medication.

Is that good enough?
And if this was fake, shit.

deathfuckinmeta

CAMBRIDGE/MA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5545

November 4th, 2009 - 7:35 AM

BAHAHAHAHAH

THAT HOBO DOUCHE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO 20 POST BEFORE BALLETION

LOLZY

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 7:36 AM

Fuck, I wish I had noticed that.

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:25 AM

but thx for not having x's in your screen name Logan

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
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Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 10:12 AM

bosley Said:

but thx for not having x's in your screen name Logan

You don't have to thank me for not being twelve.

bosley

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November 4th, 2009 - 10:55 AM

yourgravestword Said:

bosley Said:

but thx for not having x's in your screen name Logan

You don't have to thank me for not being twelve.

I'm going to adopt you.

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 11:15 AM

bosley Said:

yourgravestword Said:

bosley Said:

but thx for not having x's in your screen name Logan

You don't have to thank me for not being twelve.

I'm going to adopt you.

That is very sweet of you.
I hope you can cook.

outrached

DALLAS/GA
Joined: 09/10/09
Posts: 1159

November 4th, 2009 - 11:34 AM

yourgravestword Said:

I am obsessed with Harry Potter.

!!!

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 12:08 PM

outrached Said:

yourgravestword Said:

I am obsessed with Harry Potter.

!!!

Yes?

outrached

DALLAS/GA
Joined: 09/10/09
Posts: 1159

November 4th, 2009 - 12:10 PM

Harry Potter is the bee's knees.

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 2:38 PM

outrached Said:

Harry Potter is the bee's knees.

I concur.
I failed my last English AP test because I spent an hour and a half writing a six page essay on the significance of Harry's scar in The Order of the Phoenix and had no time for the other two essays.

forkimified

Ottawa
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Posts: 4751

November 4th, 2009 - 5:11 PM

hobo Said:

SO I would like to know...

is there actually anyone here that can hold an interesting conversation, without bringing up stupid or disgusting things and making an ass out of yourself...? (now, i know that no matter what i post, theres going to be masses of idiots who post the exact opposite of what i want, but because I've got you're attention, we can do whats right and either shun them, or correct them, ignore them, or flame them to death when they post idiocratively in reply to this thread; whichever is necessary, please and thanks.)

[...]

i dont approve everyone, infact i havent got a single friend here yet... so, anyway this thread is for people to introduce themselves to me...

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE A MESSAGE BOARD? YOU FIND OUT WHICH POSTERS ARE IDIOTS OR INTELLIGENT BY READING THEIR POSTS. INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL NOT COME INTO SOME IDIOT'S THREAD AND SAY "Hey, I'm intelligent, and I'll be your friend, even though you type like a grade school dropout."

AND ADDING PEOPLE AS FRIENDS ON A WEBSITE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THEM YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ENTIRELY MEANINGLESS, EXCEPT FOR IT ALLOWS YOU TO COMMENT ON THEIR STUFF. THE CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE ON A MESSAGE BOARD MOSTLY TAKE PLACE ON... THE MESSAGE BOARDS. SO, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF ANYONE CAN HOLD AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION... WHY NOT READ THE CONVERSATIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST ON HERE, AND SEE IF THEY ARE INTERESTING OR NOT?

AND, FUCK, WHEN STARTING OUT ON A NEW MESSAGE BOARD, IMMEDIATELY TELLING EVERYONE ALL ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOU ARE USUALLY LEADS TO AN ASSBLASTING BY EXISTING POSTERS WHO WILL BE GLAD TO TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW AWESOME YOU AREN'T. JUST... POST NORMAL POSTS.

FUCKING FUCK BLAH.

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 4th, 2009 - 7:59 PM

forkimified Said:

hobo Said:

SO I would like to know...

is there actually anyone here that can hold an interesting conversation, without bringing up stupid or disgusting things and making an ass out of yourself...? (now, i know that no matter what i post, theres going to be masses of idiots who post the exact opposite of what i want, but because I've got you're attention, we can do whats right and either shun them, or correct them, ignore them, or flame them to death when they post idiocratively in reply to this thread; whichever is necessary, please and thanks.)

[...]

i dont approve everyone, infact i havent got a single friend here yet... so, anyway this thread is for people to introduce themselves to me...

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE A MESSAGE BOARD? YOU FIND OUT WHICH POSTERS ARE IDIOTS OR INTELLIGENT BY READING THEIR POSTS. INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL NOT COME INTO SOME IDIOT'S THREAD AND SAY "Hey, I'm intelligent, and I'll be your friend, even though you type like a grade school dropout."

AND ADDING PEOPLE AS FRIENDS ON A WEBSITE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THEM YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ENTIRELY MEANINGLESS, EXCEPT FOR IT ALLOWS YOU TO COMMENT ON THEIR STUFF. THE CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE ON A MESSAGE BOARD MOSTLY TAKE PLACE ON... THE MESSAGE BOARDS. SO, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF ANYONE CAN HOLD AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION... WHY NOT READ THE CONVERSATIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST ON HERE, AND SEE IF THEY ARE INTERESTING OR NOT?

AND, FUCK, WHEN STARTING OUT ON A NEW MESSAGE BOARD, IMMEDIATELY TELLING EVERYONE ALL ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOU ARE USUALLY LEADS TO AN ASSBLASTING BY EXISTING POSTERS WHO WILL BE GLAD TO TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW AWESOME YOU AREN'T. JUST... POST NORMAL POSTS.

FUCKING FUCK BLAH.

I guess I'm not intelligent.

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3983

November 4th, 2009 - 8:02 PM

shhhh baby, he's not yelling at you.
he's yelling at the OP

facade515

NEW ORLEANS/LA
Joined: 10/26/09
Posts: 367

November 4th, 2009 - 8:15 PM

forkimified Said:

hobo Said:

SO I would like to know...

is there actually anyone here that can hold an interesting conversation, without bringing up stupid or disgusting things and making an ass out of yourself...? (now, i know that no matter what i post, theres going to be masses of idiots who post the exact opposite of what i want, but because I've got you're attention, we can do whats right and either shun them, or correct them, ignore them, or flame them to death when they post idiocratively in reply to this thread; whichever is necessary, please and thanks.)

[...]

i dont approve everyone, infact i havent got a single friend here yet... so, anyway this thread is for people to introduce themselves to me...

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE A MESSAGE BOARD? YOU FIND OUT WHICH POSTERS ARE IDIOTS OR INTELLIGENT BY READING THEIR POSTS. INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL NOT COME INTO SOME IDIOT'S THREAD AND SAY "Hey, I'm intelligent, and I'll be your friend, even though you type like a grade school dropout."

AND ADDING PEOPLE AS FRIENDS ON A WEBSITE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THEM YOUR FRIEND. IT IS ENTIRELY MEANINGLESS, EXCEPT FOR IT ALLOWS YOU TO COMMENT ON THEIR STUFF. THE CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE ON A MESSAGE BOARD MOSTLY TAKE PLACE ON... THE MESSAGE BOARDS. SO, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF ANYONE CAN HOLD AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION... WHY NOT READ THE CONVERSATIONS THAT ALREADY EXIST ON HERE, AND SEE IF THEY ARE INTERESTING OR NOT?

AND, FUCK, WHEN STARTING OUT ON A NEW MESSAGE BOARD, IMMEDIATELY TELLING EVERYONE ALL ABOUT HOW AWESOME YOU ARE USUALLY LEADS TO AN ASSBLASTING BY EXISTING POSTERS WHO WILL BE GLAD TO TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW AWESOME YOU AREN'T. JUST... POST NORMAL POSTS.

FUCKING FUCK BLAH.

I was going to post exactly this, but then I saw he deleted. oh, futility.

sourheart

out there
Joined: 11/03/09
Posts: 90

November 4th, 2009 - 11:35 PM

wow so much tl;dr in one thread

yourgravestword Said:

I'm Logan, 18, and in college.
Currently I'm posting this instead of practicing the speech I have to give in two hours.
I don't cut myself, have x's in my screen/username, and I actually know how to type.
My three favorite bands are the Lawrence Arms, A Wilhelm Scream, and Jawbreaker. I also listen to a lot of Alkaline Trio and Saves the Day.
I try not to be a douche bag, but I know that I am sometimes.
I enjoy burritos and my current hobbies include trying to make a girl fall in love with me and trying to enjoy my life more.
I currently have a slight head cold and I cannot play the guitar.
I say "and stuff" a lot and enjoy the sunrise, even though I rarely see them.
I hate people that describe themselves as "random" or use the word "chill" as an adjective.
I'm studying for a career that I'm going to hate for all of the wrong reasons, and I'm probably going to hate myself one day.
I'm straight and think 13 year old "bi" girls are lame.
I bought A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving after listening to the Jimmy Eat World song Goodbye Sky Harbor, but have yet to read it.
My favorite book may or may not be the Great Gatsby, and I am obsessed with Harry Potter.
I love the movie Say Anything while disliking the band.
I wish I had a fake id so I could sneak into casinos and gamble my life away.
I'm a big Chicago sports fan (Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks) and a HUGE North Carolina (Tar Heels, all sports) fan.
I am not currently prescribed any medication.

Is that good enough?
And if this was fake, shit.

heh :)

ryanage

PALM COAST/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 8706

November 4th, 2009 - 11:49 PM

i'm ryan. i'm 23.
i like waffles, beer, high fives and comic books.
now give me that toot toot.
ima give you that beep beep.
runnin' her hands through my fro.
bouncin' on twenty-fos.
i like to party.
nobody parties but me.

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 5th, 2009 - 12:01 AM

Exhibit A:

ryanage Said:

i'm ryan. i'm 23.
i like waffles, beer, high fives and comic books.
now give me that toot toot.
ima give you that beep beep.
runnin' her hands through my fro.
bouncin' on twenty-fos.
i like to party.
nobody parties but me.

Model yourself upon this if you are going to post threads that are called "IF YOU'RE COOL, SMART, 18+ AND MATURE..."

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

November 5th, 2009 - 5:37 AM

math Said:

I was really reluctant to click on this.

call me a sucker.

And then came Ryan...

ryanage Said:

i'm ryan. i'm 23.
i like waffles, beer, high fives and comic books.
now give me that toot toot.
ima give you that beep beep.
runnin' her hands through my fro.
bouncin' on twenty-fos.
i like to party.
nobody parties but me.

Thanks for the lolz