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TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 1580

November 5th, 2009 - 3:26 PM

Delivery/Take out.

I can't decide what to get.

What's your favorite?

indiansummer

Back And To The Left
Joined: 10/02/09
Posts: 1694

November 5th, 2009 - 3:29 PM

Jimmy John's always has decent sandwiches.

hushed

HATFIELD/PA
Joined: 05/07/09
Posts: 186

November 5th, 2009 - 3:30 PM

Chinese food.
Chicken + broccoli = <3

nobrakes_allday

ATHENS/OH
Joined: 11/02/09
Posts: 20

November 5th, 2009 - 3:33 PM

hushed Said:

Chinese food.
Chicken + broccoli = <3

I second that.

Shelburt

CANTON/NC
Joined: 07/13/09
Posts: 5666

November 5th, 2009 - 3:37 PM

I thought this was about on demand porn

nobrakes_allday

ATHENS/OH
Joined: 11/02/09
Posts: 20

November 5th, 2009 - 3:44 PM

Hey, this is the first conversation I've had today that wasn't about On Demand porn. Let me have my moment.

emilectrique

WOODBRIDGE/VA
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November 5th, 2009 - 3:46 PM

thei food

panang chicken and tom kha soup
maybe some pineapple fried rice

if you like thai, that is.

if not, order a gyro from a green place that delivers with extra cucumbers and feta cheese.

Separatist

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/21/09
Posts: 197

November 5th, 2009 - 3:52 PM

quiznos: chicken carbonara + bowl of chicken noodle soup

mmmm

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1580

November 5th, 2009 - 4:12 PM

I went with classic college food - wings and beer.

But I do love

hushed Said:

Chinese food.
Chicken + broccoli = <3

and

emilectrique Said:

thai food

and

Shelburt Said:

on demand porn

...well, I can't say that I've ever watched it on demand. But I assume if you pay for it, it has to be good. Am I right?

bosley

PORTLAND/OR
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November 5th, 2009 - 4:16 PM

TresChic Said:

Shelburt Said:

on demand porn

...well, I can't say that I've ever watched it on demand. But I assume if you pay for it, it has to be good. Am I right?

sadly, you are emphatically not right

emilectrique

WOODBRIDGE/VA
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November 5th, 2009 - 4:21 PM

oops thai*

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1580

November 5th, 2009 - 4:22 PM

bosley Said:

TresChic Said:

Shelburt Said:

on demand porn

...well, I can't say that I've ever watched it on demand. But I assume if you pay for it, it has to be good. Am I right?

sadly, you are emphatically not right

figures.

I have a story to share but it's longer than a paragraph. And it's funny (i.e. it's not told by me). Wanna hear it?

bosley

PORTLAND/OR
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November 5th, 2009 - 4:24 PM

go for it

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 1580

November 5th, 2009 - 4:28 PM

*Names have been changed

Jenny Takes Down THE Fanatic Christian
Our campus (Big Ten school) sees its fair share of nutjobs. Every year there seem to be a few travelling preachers who stand on campus for a few hours and preach to all of us as we're walking to class. This guys has been here the past two days, I suggest you click it because it has a really good picture of the sign he was wearing, which essentially lists people who are going to hell, which besides the obvious non-Christians, included "partiers, porn freaks, music idolaters, feminists, gays, etc." http://idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=71651&comv iew=1&sc=1#comments

Anyway, I saw this dude yesterday, with a big ring of students around him heckling him, and him preaching retarded babble back. I mean, it's obvious this guy is a wackass, but some of the stuff the students say back is equally idiotic, and the truth is, we should all probably just ignore him. Of course, it is tempting to just sit and listen to him, either for entertainment purposes, or to be really happy that you are as sane as you are.

So I stopped by for a few minutes yesterday after class to listen, and then I walked home.

Today after class, Kenzie and I went to happy hour, and then she walked me to class. Before I got there we saw the preacher again, with a crowd of students again, and since we were WAY early for my class, we decided to kill time to listen to his psycho fanatical Christian banters. It's obvious that everyone listening and trying to prove him wrong or challenge him is wasting their time, and it's obvious that he's wasting our time as well, but once you start listening long enough you kind of get wrapped up in the momentum of the whole thing. And let's face it, when you hear someone passionately preaching hate and sexism and racism, and saying he's not those things, and saying ignorant things, and twisting religious texts, I mean it gets really fucking frustrating. So I started to get heated and I started speaking up to him.

First it started about women. I asked him why he thought feminists were going to hell, and he said feminists promoted abortion and were radicals. Someone yelled out "Don't get him started on abortion!" So I said, "What about abortion in cases of rape or incest?" He went on about how women under no circumstances should abort their children, even when it comes down to either the mother or the baby living and the other dying. He said, "Women are supposed to live with self-sacrifice and with eternal love the way Jesus did, and they should always sacrifice themselves. When my wife was pregnant, she knew that if it came to that, that's what she would choose, out of love."

And I said, "How come the woman always has to die, and a man never has to make that choice?" The whole crowd kind of went "ooooh!" and then the topic got switched to how he was racist, saying something about how because Obama is black and how that ties into dope use or something horrible.

Anyway later on I started to get really pissed off, and I realized it was kind of pointless, but I couldn't help it and so something took hold of me and I got angry and I said out of nowhere, holding Kenzie next to me, "What about if I'm gay, and in every other respect I am the ideal Christian, and the only thing that would make me a 'sinner' is that I love this woman? We're gay, and we love each other, and we're good people, so what about us, are we going to hell?"

He turned and looked at me, and paused. The look he gave me was the dirtiest, scariest look I have perhaps ever recieved from another human being. Everyone went "ohh shit!" and I even said, "Wow..that is one mean look.." And then he cracked a smile and laughed.

"You girls aren't gay."

I kind of looked at Kenzie funny and felt kind of stupid because, well...we're not gay. But that wasn't the point.

"Yes we are. How do you even know?"

"You're not gay! You're too pretty to be lesbians!" The crowd then freaked out, as they should, and my jaw dropped because this is obviously one of the most offensive things I've ever heard.

"Are you serious?" I said

"Why are you upset? I said you're pretty!"

"And you offended and stereotyped incorrectly an entire community."

"I don't understand how you girls can be lesbians! How do you please each other? There's no penis! How can you be gay?"

"Like this" I said. And this is when I grabbed Kenzie, and we proceeded to make out in front of about 50 cheering students and a fanatical Christian preacher. Kenzie and I had never made out, and I figured, this is as good a time as any. Kenzie was, of course, right by my side.

He said, "You girls have obviously never had a human sexuality class, otherwise you'd know about how these things worked."

I said, "Actually, I'm a gender studies minor, and my girlfriend's a gender studies major."

Then he made a circle with one hand, and poked the circle with another and said "This is how it works, squirt squirt squirt!"

Kenzie said, "If that's what you think human sexuality is I feel bad for your wife." Kenzie seemed to be all about personal attacks, while I handled the political end.

He said, "If you girls had experienced a man, you wouldn't need each other, and you would see the way it should be."

Kenzie and I both looked at each other and laughed. I said, "Believe me, we've had sex with a lot of men, and we still prefer each other."

"Why? Why would you be with a woman, who doesn't have a penis?"

"Because I like fucking her vagina!" I said angrily.

The crowd was cheering me on and I felt like I was leading some weird ass counterculture revolution, not against THE man perhaps, but A man, and a man who represents a lot of shit that I really hate and don't often come face to face with.

He asked me about children, and I said, "We can adopt, or artificial insemination, and the child is going to be raised in a beautiful house of love, and being raised with love is more important than anything."

"A house with two moms!" he laughed, "And you're going to use a turkey baster, instead of a penis??"

"Or I can adopt, either way, the child would be loved and cared for, and I don't need a penis in my life in order to have a family."

Kenzie turned to me and said, "And with that, you've gotta go to class."

"You're right," I said, and with that I turned to leave, but before we started walking away Kenzie said,

"Oh hey, we're also Jewish, and the kid would be raised in a Jewish house with two moms."

And we walked away holding hands, kissed goodbye, as the crowd cheered us away.

I know it's pretty ridiculous, but I felt fucking awesome, like I was rallying together against evil shits of the world. And even though I didn't change anyone's mind, I got a real high from feeling like I was saying "FUCK YOU!" to a certain type of society. In my own way, it was a hippie stand for love and freedom and equality.

If nothing else, really, at least I got to make out with Kenzie.

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 1580

November 5th, 2009 - 4:57 PM

Well, I thought it was funny.

Oh, well.

Carry on with your favorite carry out/delivery foods.

HeartCooksBrain

Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 263

November 5th, 2009 - 5:04 PM

SPICY bulgogi beef with fried calamari. pizza:cheese stuffed crust, extra sauce, bacon, canadian bacon, more bacon, jalapenos, bell peppers, mushrooms, olives, mmmmm. 2nd spiciest or spiciest wings from a good shop. idk i don't order out much. i like to cook.

bosley

PORTLAND/OR
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November 5th, 2009 - 5:06 PM

TresChic Said:

Well, I thought it was funny.

Oh, well.

Carry on with your favorite carry out/delivery foods.

IT WAS FUNNY

LONGER THAN I WAS PLANNING, BUT FUNNY

wandaizzole

Toronto
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 169

November 5th, 2009 - 8:19 PM

i'm in love with Sonnys take out.
i always get their fries and corn nuggets
and the double chocolate brownie bliss

HellaBolt

Pleasantville
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 5368

November 5th, 2009 - 8:54 PM

mexican food.

Andyinthefront

CHATTANOOGA/TN
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Posts: 9147

November 6th, 2009 - 12:17 AM

curry

facade515

HUNTSVILLE/AL
Joined: 10/26/09
Posts: 387

November 6th, 2009 - 12:20 AM

I ordered a rolled sandwich for delivery this afternoon. most excellent.

ryanage

ASGARD, MOTHER FUCKER!
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 10996

November 6th, 2009 - 12:26 AM

places other than pizza deliver? WACKY!

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1580

November 6th, 2009 - 5:05 AM

wandaizzole Said:

the double chocolate brownie bliss

That sounds divine.

We have wingos and they make homemade tubs of ice cream. My favorite is mint chocolate chip brownie.

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
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November 6th, 2009 - 6:43 AM

ryanage Said:

places other than pizza deliver? WACKY!

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1580

November 6th, 2009 - 6:45 AM

campusfood.com

http://www.campusfood.com for the lazy ones

It's all the rage.

Quez

LONG BEACH/CA
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November 6th, 2009 - 2:32 PM

alondra's: sandwhiches, wings, pizza, salads and pasta. what more do you need?

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1580

November 9th, 2009 - 7:51 PM

Quez Said:

alondra's: sandwhiches, wings, pizza, salads and pasta. what more do you need?

A diet coke

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 246

November 9th, 2009 - 7:57 PM

Indian food.
or gyros
or pho

leenmachine

AUSTRALIA
Joined: 09/21/09
Posts: 3182

November 9th, 2009 - 8:09 PM

TresChic Said:

http://www.campusfood.com for the lazy ones

you speak my language.

Quez

LONG BEACH/CA
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November 10th, 2009 - 10:36 AM

TresChic Said:

Quez Said:

alondra's: sandwhiches, wings, pizza, salads and pasta. what more do you need?

A diet coke

hmmm...i don't know if they do beverages to go. maybe, they do need more???

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 1580

November 10th, 2009 - 2:31 PM

Wingos. Again.

Only this time I'm getting a grilled chicken sammich with provolone and chips. Mmmmmmm.

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1580

November 10th, 2009 - 2:33 PM

Quez Said:

TresChic Said:

Quez Said:

alondra's: sandwhiches, wings, pizza, salads and pasta. what more do you need?

A diet coke

hmmm...i don't know if they do beverages to go. maybe, they do need more???

I think they do. Aside from drinks, they should also offer desserts. Now that's a well-balanced meal.

Quez

LONG BEACH/CA
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November 10th, 2009 - 11:07 PM

i'm looking into this. you gave me an excuse to go drop some dough at alondra's this week. thanks.

EnderWiggin

ALISO VIEJO/CA
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November 11th, 2009 - 12:30 AM

TresChic Said:

*Names have been changed

Jenny Takes Down THE Fanatic Christian
Our campus (Big Ten school) sees its fair share of nutjobs. Every year there seem to be a few travelling preachers who stand on campus for a few hours and preach to all of us as we're walking to class. This guys has been here the past two days, I suggest you click it because it has a really good picture of the sign he was wearing, which essentially lists people who are going to hell, which besides the obvious non-Christians, included "partiers, porn freaks, music idolaters, feminists, gays, etc."

You are so lucky I could not find the Kanye Interrupt Generator and don't have a working copy of Photoshop.