12/02/08 at 11:30 PM
12/02/08 at 04:09 PM
11/17/08 at 12:14 PM

I delivered to a taxidermy shop last Friday. It smelled so fucking bad in there. Soon thereafter I saw 4 natives dressed in denim and flannel who were drinking Listerine and shouted "HEEEY BROTHA ITS FRIDAY" at me through their toothless grins.
11/16/08 at 11:10 PM
a pale club would be rather fantastic.
i feel like it'd work better as a super-villain team intent on spreading the lack of melanin production.
11/14/08 at 11:02 AM
i need to know where to send post cards to.
11/07/08 at 11:21 AM
11/07/08 at 10:28 AM
10/30/08 at 03:52 PM
neither are you. but some day we both will be.
10/17/08 at 07:24 PM
i am bummed because i realize now that living in florida means you will never come visit me.
10/15/08 at 04:21 PM
Hi!!!
I and my minions shall be conquering Canada!
Be there!!