08/22/09 at 07:39 AM
ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC, I haven't talked to you in ages.
What's up?!
07/18/09 at 04:17 PM
Bro.......you are such a fucking 'mo.
07/06/09 at 01:50 PM
What's up fuckstick!
04/13/09 at 02:30 PM
"One strike away; nothing-and-two, the count to Hinske. Fans on the their feet; rally towels are being waved. Brad Lidge stretches. The 0-2 pitch — swing and a miss, struck him out! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! Brad Lidge does it again, and stays perfect for the 2008 season! 48-for-48 in save opportunities, and watch the city celebrate! Don't let the 48-hour wait diminish the euphoria of this moment, and the celebration. And it has been 28 years since the Phillies have enjoyed a World Championship; 25 years in this city with a team that has enjoyed a World Championship, and the fans are ready to celebrate. What a night!"
RIP.
04/05/09 at 10:23 PM
I went to opening night. I am promptly 1-9 in games i've attended in my life. The only win I've witnessed had Dale Murphy in uniform. MOTHER-FUCK.
08.
04/02/09 at 04:20 PM
Chase is such a dreamboat I can't stand it.

SI picks the Mets to be the next WFC! LAWL
(oh and I'm definitely ordering at least one shirt from that site...)
03/10/09 at 01:55 PM
01/31/09 at 05:29 AM
I'm jealous of your facial hair ventures. I'm not that brave.
01/21/09 at 10:43 PM
Hamels signed, Madson signed, Vic-Werth-Dobbs-Durbin-SIGNED. Ryno is the only guy lagging....I think a repeat is in order.