10/26/09 at 09:26 AM
only when i'm watching internet porn.
or holding an automatic weapon.
or voting.
10/24/09 at 11:00 AM
if jesus had tits they would never sag.
10/23/09 at 07:48 PM
i am cookin with your bbq sauce it is like crack!!!
10/04/09 at 12:59 PM
The Amazon 'Jesus Christ lizard' can run across water.
08/16/09 at 05:53 PM
i'm glad you have returned +
is on tonight!!
08/03/09 at 09:26 PM
mi amore i hope youre not using oxyclean, its bad for your health
06/11/09 at 05:09 PM
Dan Wade, come watch adaptations of horror/thriller novels and play Jenga with me!
04/14/09 at 08:02 PM
I suppose you're right.
04/14/09 at 07:55 PM
I don't know whether that's delicious or creepy.
04/14/09 at 07:49 PM
Nice to see a fella that jumps straight to the chase.