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morta
Oldschool User Page 55 Female I don't Drink! I Smoke! I Eat Meat!
Age 24
Status Single
Orientation Lesbian
Here for Love
Location SAN PEDRO/CA , United States
  Profile Views: 3544 Member Since: Oldschool MOC   http://www.makeoutclub.com/morta
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN ASS
Interests
Music
BANDS
YOU'VE
NEVER
HEARD
OF THAT
ARE BETTER
THAN YOURS
Books
AUTHORS
YOU'VE NEVER
READ BUT
ARE BETTER
THAN YOURS
TV/Film
FILMS YOU'VE
NEVER SEEN
BUT ARE
BETTER THAN YOURS
About me
I'M VERY HUMBLE.
 

DONKEY_PUNCH

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DONKEY_PUNCH
23:14 PM, Jun 11, 2008
It might totally help if i took a picture of your ass!

beardofdoom
07:13 AM, May 27, 2008
i was walking around the british museum and thought of you when i saw this, so i had to take a picture:

a horse from the the mausoleum of maussollos in halicarnassus (one of the seven wonders of the ancient world). it's from 350 bc(e).

Jason_Funk
02:27 AM, Feb 15, 2008
oh shit.

i know you.

when jason was all mixed up and crazy, he would text me thinking it was you. fucken hell, according to him you're the hottest piece of ass that ever lived.

have you came out here and had sex with him yet? if not, motherfucking do it now! he's stable, and he's funny as hell.

that is it.

- jason

dru323
19:40 PM, Feb 12, 2008
So i picked up one of these today in anticipation of my trip to LA, good buy or not?

dru323
18:14 PM, Feb 10, 2008
wait wait wait, earlier today you were 25yrs old according to MOC, now you are 24!!!!! Was it because I called you a cougar over and over?!?





































because you know..........you're a total COUG......GTFO

DONKEY_PUNCH
13:18 PM, Feb 9, 2008

Nolan
12:23 PM, Jan 15, 2008
Tell me a secret.

GETYOURDICKOUTO
16:54 PM, Nov 20, 2007

GOBBLE GOBBLE!

DONKEY_PUNCH
00:35 AM, Oct 31, 2007


Happy Halloween!

HelloInternet
14:49 PM, Oct 17, 2007
i would totally give this girl a foot rub.

DONKEY_PUNCH
23:10 PM, Oct 6, 2007
Looking good.

EnderWiggin
18:01 PM, Sep 6, 2007
OMG PR0N!

iamameatpopsicl
07:20 AM, Jul 26, 2007
well of course buttsex!

iamameatpopsicl
06:54 AM, Jul 26, 2007
GOD CAN'T I BE HAPPY FOR YOU

iamameatpopsicl
13:45 PM, Jul 25, 2007
in a relationship!

mark
22:29 PM, Apr 30, 2007

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