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Books
A new genre of contemporary fiction - BIZARRO fiction...my latest n greatest booklist.
godspeed - will christopher baer
the mask of red death - harold schetcher
clown girl - monica drake & chuck palahniuk
crooked little vein - warren ellis
no one belongs here more than you - miranda july
the apocalypse reader - justin taylor
snuff - chuck palahniuk
if you liked school, you'll love work - irvine welsh
demon theory - stephen graham jones
dermaphoria - craig clevenger
lullaby - chuck palahniuk
choke - chuck palahniuk
fight club - chuck palahniuk
survivor - chuck palahniuk
a wolf at the table: a memoir - augusten burroughs
naked lunch - william s. burroughs
extinction journals - jeremy robert johnson
satan burger - carlton mellick III
angel dust apocalypse - jeremy robert johnson
glamorama - bret easton ellis
some things are better left unplugged - vincent w. sakowski
the fifty year sword - mark z. danielewski
whalestoe letters- mark z. danielewski
against the day - thomas pynchon
fragile things: short fictions and wonders... - neil gaiman
gravity's rainbow - thomas pynchon
grape city - kevin l. donihe
tales from the vinegar wasteland - ray fracalossy
the greatest fucking moment in sports - kevin l. donihe
* Mo Ali
* Forrest Armstrong
* Steve Aylett
* Steve Beard
* Tom Bradley
* A D Dawson
* Nicole Del Sesto
* Kevin Dole 2
* Kevin L. Donihe
* Andre Duza
* Ray Fracalossy
* Chris Genoa
* Eckhard Gerdes
* Andrew Goldfarb
* Mykle Hansen
* Royce Icon
* Jeremy Johnson
* Jeff T. Kane
* Jordan Krall
* John Lawson
* Mitch Maraude
* Carlton Mellick III
* Vic Mudd
* Colette Phair
* Cameron Pierce
* Andersen Prunty
* Gina Ranalli
* Tony Rauch
* Jason Rogers
* Vincent Sakowski
* Bradley Sands
* Jeremy C. Shipp
* Kenji Siratori
* Alyssa Sturgill
* Bruce Taylor
* Christian TeBordo
* D. Harlan Wilson
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03/16/08 at 10:49 AM
12 Types of Nipples
1) Bologna - When the areola covers nearly the entire circumference of the tay-tay.
2) Silver Dollars - No nip, all areola.
3) Pepperoni ('Ronis) - Unusually bumpy or puckered, often with a strangely ridged edge.
4) Blind Pigs - Low-slung nips with a jutting or pointed snout, facing off-kilter directions.
5) Bubble Gum - Looks like they been chewed on by Dobermans, a lot.
6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses) - When the areola and nipple form a smooth swollen cap at the end of the bazonga.
7) Puffles - Puffles are like double Muffin Tops; when the areola and nipple are both swole up for a "stacked-on-top-of-each-other" puffy torpedo look.
8) Dipples - Them shits be concave.
9) Pencil Erasers - Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.
.....a) Tart 'N Tinys - A variation on Pencil Erasers, only much much smaller and cuter.
.....b) Lincoln Logs (aka Hot Dogs) - Another Pencil Eraser variation, but much longer, often extending 1/2 inch or more, the "outie" of the nippleverse.
10) Candy Buttons - Unobtrusive, shiny hard pellets, daring you to press them.
11) Fade-outs (aka Ghosts) - When you're not sure where the areola ends and the boob-meat begins.
12) Crunchberries - Look just like the ones Cap'n Crunch gots in his cereal.
12 Types of Nipples
1) Bologna - When the areola covers nearly the entire circumference of the tay-tay.
2) Silver Dollars - No nip, all areola.
3) Pepperoni ('Ronis) - Unusually bumpy or puckered, often with a strangely ridged edge.
4) Blind Pigs - Low-slung nips with a jutting or pointed snout, facing off-kilter directions.
5) Bubble Gum - Looks like they been chewed on by Dobermans, a lot.
6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses) - When the areola and nipple form a smooth swollen cap at the end of the bazonga.
7) Puffles - Puffles are like double Muffin Tops; when the areola and nipple are both swole up for a "stacked-on-top-of-each-other" puffy torpedo look.
8) Dipples - Them shits be concave.
9) Pencil Erasers - Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.
.....a) Tart 'N Tinys - A variation on Pencil Erasers, only much much smaller and cuter.
.....b) Lincoln Logs (aka Hot Dogs) - Another Pencil Eraser variation, but much longer, often extending 1/2 inch or more, the "outie" of the nippleverse.
10) Candy Buttons - Unobtrusive, shiny hard pellets, daring you to press them.
11) Fade-outs (aka Ghosts) - When you're not sure where the areola ends and the boob-meat begins.
12) Crunchberries - Look just like the ones Cap'n Crunch gots in his cereal.
